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MORTICIA MOURNER Over-the Hill telegram. Dressed and veiled in black Morticia enters wailing and bemoaning the passing of the guest of honor’s youth.   Terms: Plus travel or rush fees.    add to wish list      more detail

NERD/NERDETTE Nerdy guy or gal in a tacky, mismatched outfit and taped glasses comes from the "Low Expectations" dating service to be matched up with a single recipient or as an old boyfriend/girlfriend for a married guest of honor.   Terms: Plus travel or rush fees.    add to wish list      more detail

PSYCHO-GRAM Humorously it all starts with anonymous notes & phone calls. Each note, phony phone call or other contact will be full of personal anecdotes. It all ends with a comedic confrontation and a keepsake copy of the police report!   Terms: Plus travel or rush fees    add to wish list      more detail

RENT-A-FAN CLUB Attired in 50’s outfits, Cindy and Mindy, the recipient’s most devoted fans, scream, faint, pledge oaths of allegiance and beg for autographs. They present personal information in a comedy routine that ends with a 50’s song and dance.   Terms: Plus travel or rush fees    add to wish list      more detail

REVIEW-O-GRAM Dressed in corporate attire with brief cases, the performers arrive under the guise of a "Performance Evaluation" (employee review). The performers do a personalized version of Working 9 To 5 and give the honoree a copy of the "report" & polaroid pic.   Terms: Plus travel or rush fees    add to wish list      more detail