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MINI-GRAM Have big fun with this little telegram!      add to wish list      more detail

MORTICIA MOURNER Over-the Hill telegram. Dressed and veiled in black Morticia enters wailing and bemoaning the passing of the guest of honor’s youth.   Terms: Plus travel or rush fees.    add to wish list      more detail

NERD/NERDETTE Nerdy guy or gal in a tacky, mismatched outfit and taped glasses comes from the "Low Expectations" dating service to be matched up with a single recipient or as an old boyfriend/girlfriend for a married guest of honor.   Terms: Plus travel or rush fees.    add to wish list      more detail

PHONEGRAM A telegram for any occasion can be delivered via the telephone with a perky song and personalized message from you to the recipient.   Terms: Plus phone charges if outside of the U.S.A.    add to wish list      more detail

PSYCHO-GRAM Humorously it all starts with anonymous notes & phone calls. Each note, phony phone call or other contact will be full of personal anecdotes. It all ends with a comedic confrontation and a keepsake copy of the police report!   Terms: Plus travel or rush fees    add to wish list      more detail